Right on schedule, the elephant in the room started trumpeting loudly. As we ate and drank, we chatted freely. Mature sex Rummaging in one of the lockers, she found a couple of mugs, and poured us both a generous splash of the spirit, and topped off with the coke. I’d been off, no not off, different, since I’d received my posting notice. Once the routine tasks were completed, the cleaning done and the paperwork filed, it was into the boredom of overnight watch-keeping. I’m on record as saying a mouth can never equal the feeling of a pussy; on that occasion I made an exception to that rule. But it was only a passing feeling. If you’ve not experienced a Cyprus Kebab, it consists of about eight or nine courses of different barbecued meats, with salads, bread and dips, with plenty of red wine. Technically we were not doing anything wrong, but it would be awkward to have to explain ourselves to the monkeys.
