“Oh my lord, you evil witch, I own I just fouled my breeches,” I declared. Mature sex “No pay for the damage I did with my thumb,” I offered. Go home mother, the damage is done, I am ruined so I may as well stay the night, if you will have me?”
“Most certainly, but not until after supper, I’ll have you that is,” I said becoming confused, “Did you just propose marriage?”
“No, I just need more time, more prong time, more kissing, more everything, I am a stupid girl remember.” she insisted. “You are disgusting, both of you,” the old bat opined. Pay me to allow you to ravish me?” she asked. Sadly the old bat continued, “All my life I have dreamed of being pronged by a member such as that.”
Of course my member drooped immediately. “Actually my dear, I believe that is exactly what you are,” I retorted. “Good god what a prong!” the old bat gasped, as she saw my member fully extended “He’s hung like a prize
