– Charlie
P.S. Mature sex And truthfully, now that I’ve gone up in the ranks of my team, I can understand where he’s coming from. I’ve requests for the calendar to be licensed and marketed retail. Women were mauling me, all wanting to play with the bigger staff. You’ve gone too far, dammit! Change my fireplace and delist its address on the Floo-network. I’m not daft. The idiot-duo has definitely gone too far this time! He could charm the broomstick to do it for the specific rider! Yuir all to kind. I’ve already got a week’s worth of detention from McGonagall. The question is: HOW?! It’s disastrous. The consequences, you understand, are dire. You’ll need it. No worries, there. Get my drift? HP
To: Hermione Granger
From: Harry Potter
Re: Fw: Your Email
Herm… And I checked with Madam Hooch. However, having said that, I’m a little concerned about that idea you had. Ronnie will be crying on your shoulder before you know it and you can do whatever it is you want to him.
