I had a few jars in the pub, like you do, well there’s fuck all else to do is there, checked out the train times, like there’s one every quarter hour from Weatherfield Madison Road to Picadilly, so why the fuck is there three a fucking day from fucking Fort fucking William, and one of them takes so fucking long two of the fucking coaches has fucking beds instead of seats. Mature porn I was so fucking into Martha I never realised we stopped, christ did we get some funny looks when we climbed out but who gives a fuck? “What round here?” I asked. “I ent bin to the fucking Islands, only Fort fucking William,” I says. I got me head down, must have had nearly ten minutes kip and then we was at Preston and they chucked me out on the platform in the middle of the night. “You finished shagging?” I asked, shagging, the cunts was fast asleep Callendar, Crianlarich, we was on fucking A roads now, well
